Bad joke time: Where do Snowmen go to dance?

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Bad joke time: Where do Snowmen go to dance?

Postby Walter Wong » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:20 pm

A Snowball.
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Postby Walter Wong » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:47 pm

Here's another bad joke:

Q: Why bears have fur coats?








A: Because it's too cold for a sweater!

And another:

Q: What kind of train carries gum?









A: A Chew Chew Train.
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I've got a couple more for you...

Postby Mathdebator » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:28 am

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender asks, "Hey buddy, what's with the long face?"







A termite walks into a bar and has a seat. He turns to the guy next to him, and asks, "Hey, where's the bar tender?"
This statement is false.
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Postby darth_freak » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:03 am

lol :)
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Postby N0M4D » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:24 am

A dog walks into a saloon, goes up to the counter and says out loud: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw" :P
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Postby practice » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:57 am

Why can't two tennis players have relationship?
Love means nothing to them :shock:

Why don't boy scouts and girl guides have relationships?
They are too intense!
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Postby TenTigers » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:53 pm

I got thrown out of the Boy Scouts...
for eating a Brownie! :twisted:
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Postby zipwolf » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:37 pm

Two men walk into a bar,

Third one ducks.
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Postby landon » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:57 pm

ok so a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve minors."

So the E flat leaves, and the C and the G slam back a couple of fifths.

(you gotta be a music nerd to get this one.)
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Postby John Noonan » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:14 pm

whoh, ten tigers, keep it R-rated :wink:



Guy walks into a bar


ouch...
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Postby scramasax57 » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:44 pm

hahaha esoteric musical theory jokes = awesome. i learned on like that from my first ever guitar teacher, but i don't remember it. thanks for that one.
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Postby dc » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:38 pm

jackie chan walks into a bar dressed as a sailor and has a sweet showdown with yuen biao playing the part of a hong kong policeman. chaos ensues. HAHAHAHAHA. that joke is so funny. SO. FUNNY.
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Postby zipwolf » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:57 pm

You know whats even MORE funny!

I heard someone say "the bush admnistration isnt stupid or evil" the other day.

That was great.
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Postby TonyM. » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:03 am

Great jokes! Being a geek, I love music jokes.
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